Should i buy the wife a hoover or a pair of slippers for Christmas??

I think slippers are too personal..

Should i buy the wife a hoover or a pair of slippers for Christmas??
Buy her some sexy negligee..or some perfume...she'll appreciate that more!!
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Reply:Jus buy her a bag of charcoal at the garage on xmas eve.oh an dont forget the steak like i did (for your eye)
Reply:i wouldnt even get her that, a ironing board, or hedge cutter gets my vote
Reply:buy her both if you want a quick divorce
Reply:Buy her something better if you want your weekend away alone!
Reply:I like your sense of humor. God bless you and Merry Christmas!
Reply:you are so selfish....you ever thought about asking her what she might like
Reply:London...i think thou jests...lol...did you marry Lady Muck??? a hoover is a bit upmarket don't you think?...can't she make do with a dustpan and brush like the rest of us...and slippers!!!..just get someone to stitch up the holes in her tights...she should be grateful with that....lol...Happy Christmas London...;0)
Reply:I like the hoover idea, but it may get you in much more trouble than the slippers.
Reply:are you made you don't buy the wife a hoover or slippers get her some jewerlery or something unexspected,


get her something that she likes, make it her present not the houses.
Reply:NEITHER!!


Go to the mall..Zales..or somewhere, pick out a beautiful necklace or some diamond earrings. You can find some for the price of a stinkin hoover..
Reply:A Black %26amp; Decker workmate, a 12" angle grinder and a Hilti-drill and bits would be her favourite. Get her to buy you the slippers ;)
Reply:Only if you are ready to heve your head beaten with whichwvwe you choose!


Seriously, buy something more personal.
Reply:Buy her a set of tyres for the car or a set of brake pads/discs...one ex husband bought me a tyre one christmas, the next one he bought me a food processor, after three weeks of silent treatment, I told him if he ever bought me anything else 'usefull' he'd be in A %26amp; E having it extracted....unless it was a Rabbit of course, and a set of AA batteries
Reply:Well they say nothing sucks like a dyson,so you could kill two birds with on stone...Happy Christmas.x
Reply:Slippers cheaper, more money for you
Reply:How about a nice toaster.It will be cheaper than a hoover
Reply:A hoover - so she can wrap it around your neck...
Reply:Admit it , you want the hoover for xmas ! Buy your lovely wife a nice piece of jewellery :)
Reply:Hoover. She can use it to suck your bits up when she has torn and battered you to death. You made me really laugh. Merry Christmas.
Reply:Give her both.She needs the slippers for when she is hoovering up.Go on be generous,she will love you for it.
Reply:You buy her a Hoover, she thinks you only care about her cleaning, slippers are so out. Try diamonds or a gift certificate to a spa! OR make her dinner and try her like royalty.
Reply:Don't buy a hoover. They suck. Buy her slippers with a leather sole because they will hurt more when you spank her with them.
Reply:Buy her a hoover. Slippers are OLD
Reply:How about both? AND some flowers or candy. If you buy her a cleaning appliance, you'll need the flowers so she'll forgive you.
Reply:i personally would love a hoover but one of those fancy do it all hoovers that wash carpets and all.......why not get the slippers too but put some jewlery in the toes for her to find :)
Reply:The wife IS a hoover
Reply:Never buy your wife any appliances for Christmas. Slippers say that you didn't want to spend the time to pick out a good gift. Both ideas scream "I didn't want to spend the time or thought into something good". Please re think your gift ideas or you might want to find the most comfortable spot on the couch. Good Luck.
Reply:Never buy a woman a cleaning appliance for a holiday or a birthday unless you are tired of ever seeing her naked.
Reply:How can you be so thoughtless buy her both you don't want her bringing dirt in on her shoes on the carpet she has just hoovered
Reply:pair of slippers their less noisy



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